Society | Scott Sanfilippo

“As A Nation, We’re Lost.” Or, “What Would Reagan Do?”

President Obama and Vice President Obama filling out their Nielsen Diaries saying they watch American Idol and Lost.

It’s now official. ABC has more power than the President of the United States and it’s just one more reason why I’m beginning to worry about the future of our great nation.

With the President’s State of … Continue reading “As A Nation, We’re Lost.” Or, “What Would Reagan Do?”

“Large, X-Large, Jumbo, Titanic.” Or, “Yes Helen, Size Matters.”

The most famous ocean liner in the world, Titanic, now has a shrimp named after her.

In marketing we love to use descriptors that make us feel good, such as “world’s greatest” or “America’s favorite.” But we all know it’s just one big pile of pig slop. Just look in your own neighborhood … Continue reading “Large, X-Large, Jumbo, Titanic.” Or, “Yes Helen, Size Matters.”

“He Looks So Good.” Or, “In My Obituary Use a Current Photo.”

The obituary read like a small novel. Two large columns filled with Ted’s life long accomplishments. A father of three, a member of the greatest generation, a successful businessman. When he served his country he received medals for good conduct and marksmanship before being honorably discharged.

When I saw Ted’s picture on the … Continue reading “He Looks So Good.” Or, “In My Obituary Use a Current Photo.”

“Flamable Paper Towels.” Or, “Stupid Quote of the Day.”

Wyoming Valley West School District Superintendant Chuck Suppon explaining how paper towels ignite on their own. Photo from the Citizens Voice.

While eating lunch today, which consisted of BBQ chicken tenders, french fries and apple sauce, I checked the local news online. I’m afraid I may need to run home and check all … Continue reading “Flamable Paper Towels.” Or, “Stupid Quote of the Day.”