As I was driving on Interstate 81 North in Pittston, PA today, I noticed a billboard for a now defunct restaurant suddenly made a return appearance. Not quite sure why the sign was resurrected, but after seeing it, something looked a little odd.
I pulled off the Interstate and made my way back to find … Continue reading “The Trouble With Signs.” Or, “Why Proofreading Matters.”
If you’re hungry for a pizza, you call a pizza shop.
Want some Chinese take away? Call the local Chinese restaurant.
Looking to get your car cleaned? Then go to the car wash.
You don’t need to put together a flow chart to in order to determine the outcome of the above examples. Common sense pretty … Continue reading “Identity Crisis.” Or, “I’ll Have a Large with Extra Cheese and Lamb.”
Sometimes the craziest things spark a memory.
Whether it be the smell of burning leaves that reminds you of fall and spirals you into seasonal depression or the obscured back road in the middle of nowhere that reminds you of the first time you tried out back-seat yoga in your old Chevelle.
Today, I had … Continue reading “Polkas, Bartels and Some Dusty LPs.” Or, “Remembering WARD-AM.”
I’m not a huge fan of McDonald’s. I’m more of a Wendy’s guy. The little red head with the freckles has better chicken sandwiches and she makes one hell of a chili. But there is one thing on the menu at the golden arches that I love besides the fries, … Continue reading “How A Pie Can Spark Romance.” Or, “Not Now I Have A Headache.”