Tag: luzerne county

"I Found Jesus in the Courtroom!" Or, "Skrepenak is Ready to Serve the Good Lord."

Posted on 08/07/10 by Scott Sanfilippo No Comments

There’s something about a courtroom that brings out the Jesus in people. Maybe it’s the air. Could be something in the water. Maybe it’s a little-too-late-last-ditch-effort-to-find-salvation before heading to the lock-up. I think it’s just plain, old fashioned bullshit. Criminals facing trial and awaiting their sentence suddenly find God moments after their fate has been [...]

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"Bob Cordaro & A.J. Munchak Indicted." Or, "We Saw This Train Coming From A Mile Away."

Posted on 03/18/10 by Scott Sanfilippo No Comments

They stood proudly in the Lackawanna County Stadium sharing their excitement that they just inked a deal to bring the Triple A team of the New York Yankees to to Moosic. But at what cost? They sat next to each other during Lackawanna Commissioner’s meetings announcing plans of grandeur, many which never panned out. But [...]

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"Luzerne County's Financial Mess." Or, "Oh Constance, Oh Constance, Please Bring Me My Seeds."

Posted on 02/28/10 by Scott Sanfilippo No Comments

The Luzerne County Commissioners got an unexpected question from a Hanover Township resident during a recent commissioner’s meeting. After being grilled for Commissioner Maryanne “I-Me-My” Petrilla’s decision to mail property tax bills out without the homestead exemption, several angry taxpayers made their opinions heard including Constance Hartman. Connie used to run Hartman’s Restaurant, a popular [...]

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"Movin' On Up." Or, "I Wonder How A. J. & Bobby Look in Orange Jumpsuits."

Posted on 01/21/10 by Scott Sanfilippo No Comments

Nobody could say they didn’t see this one coming! The Citizens Voice newspaper is reporting that Lackawanna County Commissioner A. J. Munchak and former commissioner Robert “Bobby” Cordaro are just about ready to get papers in the mail from the feds. Munchak was interviewed by the feds Wednesday afternoon and apparently the conversation was so [...]

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Another Black Eye for Luzerne County Justice

Posted on 01/17/10 by Scott Sanfilippo No Comments

I can’t think up one of my two-title-titles for this post. I can’t even muster up enough words to express my angst for the justice system in Luzerne County. Shortly after 6pm this evening, The Times Leader and Citizens Voice newspapers broke yet another store of a judge gone bad. This time it’s Senior Judge [...]

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"Scranton!" Or, "You're Going Where?"

Posted on 01/15/10 by Scott Sanfilippo No Comments

In the 1972 episode of All in the Family called, “Edith’s Problem,” Jean Stapleton‘s character Edith Bunker was going through “the change” and her erratic behavior was grinding on her husband, the one and only Archie Bunker. In one scene, Archie wanted to take Edith on a trip to sunny Florida, when Edith yelled, “No, [...]

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“Checking in on the Judge, Jesus Buys Only the Best, and Another Goes Down." Or, "Helen, We Need Shorter Titles."

Posted on 01/07/10 by Scott Sanfilippo No Comments

Checking In On The Judge The plot thickens in the accident investigation surrounding former Luzerne County President Judge, Chester Muroski. The man in the black robe slid off a slippery Route 115 in Bear Creek Township earlier this week damaging his car and taking out a mailbox. He vehemently denies that he was intoxicated but [...]

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“One, Maybe Two at the Bisto.” Or, “Hide Your Mailbox, Here Comes the Judge!”

Posted on 01/06/10 by Scott Sanfilippo No Comments

He almost made it. “He” is former Luzerne County President Judge and now Senior Judge, Chester Muroski and he almost made it into retirement without making headlines. But slick roads and “one, maybe two” drinks did him in. I was going to let Chester’s moment in the spotlight pass by. After all, this is the [...]

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"Happy New Year." Or, "Good Riddance, Now Lets Move On."

Posted on 01/03/10 by Scott Sanfilippo No Comments

Ok, so I’m a couple days late bidding 2009 a fond farewell. Well, it’s not a “fond” farewell. It’s more like good riddance, thank God it’s over and lets move on. The year that just passed is one that contained moments I’d like to remember and moments I pray to forget. I sold one of [...]

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"Oh Gregory How Could You?" Or, "How Skrep Found God."

Posted on 12/18/09 by Scott Sanfilippo No Comments

Details came out this morning on Luzerne County’s favorite dumb-jock – disgraced county commissioner, and now admitted gangster, Greg Skrepenak. The former football player who got knocked in the head one too many times, plead guilty to accepting a bribe from a developer. In return Skrepenak can spend 3 to 4 years in the lock-up. [...]

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