Marketing | Scott Sanfilippo

“Lessons From A Valet.” Or, “Always Check the Expiration Date.”

I’m sitting in a hotel room in Jacksonville, FL going through my email listening to the person in the room next to me cough like someone who smokes a six-pack of Lucky Strikes a day. At the same time, I realize that the TV in my room has been on Lifetime for the past … Continue reading “Lessons From A Valet.” Or, “Always Check the Expiration Date.”

“Regular, Plus & Premium.” Or, “Regular, Plus & Super.”

I stopped by the local Sunoco station to fill ‘er up yesterday and was greeted with signs promoting Sunoco gift cards for the holiday. With a clever take on the different grades of gasoline, the signs touted that the gift cards are available in “Regular, Plus & Premium.”

However, the pump was labeled as “Regular, … Continue reading “Regular, Plus & Premium.” Or, “Regular, Plus & Super.”

Headbanger’s Holiday, The Flu, The Tube

Headbanger’s Holiday
Yesterday was Halloween, the one day a year when kids think the world owes them a sugar high. I don’t get the whole “Halloween thing.” Yes, as a child I too dressed up in ridiculous looking costumes, parading down the street and ringing doorbells at night singing silly ditties looking for … Continue reading Headbanger’s Holiday, The Flu, The Tube