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"Scranton!" Or, "You're Going Where?"

Posted on 01/15/10 by Scott Sanfilippo No Comments

In the 1972 episode of All in the Family called, “Edith’s Problem,” Jean Stapleton‘s character Edith Bunker was going through “the change” and her erratic behavior was grinding on her husband, the one and only Archie Bunker. In one scene, Archie wanted to take Edith on a trip to sunny Florida, when Edith yelled, “No, [...]

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"Happy New Year." Or, "Good Riddance, Now Lets Move On."

Posted on 01/03/10 by Scott Sanfilippo No Comments

Ok, so I’m a couple days late bidding 2009 a fond farewell. Well, it’s not a “fond” farewell. It’s more like good riddance, thank God it’s over and lets move on. The year that just passed is one that contained moments I’d like to remember and moments I pray to forget. I sold one of [...]

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“Teach me Tiger.” Or, “Tiger Woods' Public Colonoscopy”

Posted on 12/16/09 by Scott Sanfilippo No Comments

His yacht is ironically named “Privacy.” It used to be a word associated with Tiger Woods. The golfer led a life dominated only by headlines related to his golf game. But it was the other game that brought Tiger down, the game of infidelity. The apparently happily married couple were suddenly forced into the limelight [...]

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"Things That Make Me Say, Huh?" Or, "That's Life in These United States."

Posted on 12/09/09 by Scott Sanfilippo No Comments

Today’s news was filled with so many items worthy of commentary, I’d need more hours in the day to spew my words of wisdom. So in a departure from the norm, I’m going to address several at once. The Wilkes-Barre Area School Board President is a Gangster I wish I could have been at the [...]

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"Put A Tiger In Your Tank." Or, "A Golfer's Guide to Driving."

Posted on 11/28/09 by Scott Sanfilippo No Comments

I’m not a golf fan. The game to me is boring. Before you ask, yes, I did play. Once. I’d much rather drive the cart and fat men don’t wear plaid. So when Tiger Woods was involved in a car accident I didn’t think twice about it until I started hearing about the bizarre circumstances [...]

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