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		<title>&quot;Bob Cordaro &amp; A.J. Munchak Indicted.&quot; Or, &quot;We Saw This Train Coming From A Mile Away.&quot;</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 18 Mar 2010 09:59:33 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Scott Sanfilippo</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[They stood proudly in the Lackawanna County Stadium sharing their excitement that they just inked a deal to bring the Triple A team of the New York Yankees to to Moosic. But at what cost? They sat next to each other during Lackawanna Commissioner&#8217;s meetings announcing plans of grandeur, many which never panned out. But [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<div class="addthis_toolbox addthis_default_style " addthis:url='http://www.scottsanfilippo.com/2010/03/bob-cordaro-a-j-munchak-indicted-or-we-saw-this-train-coming-from-a-mile-away/' addthis:title='&quot;Bob Cordaro &amp; A.J. Munchak Indicted.&quot; Or, &quot;We Saw This Train Coming From A Mile Away.&quot; '  ><a class="addthis_button_facebook_like" fb:like:layout="button_count"></a><a class="addthis_button_tweet"></a><a class="addthis_button_google_plusone" g:plusone:size="medium"></a><a class="addthis_counter addthis_pill_style"></a></div><p>They stood proudly in the <a href="http://www.lackawannacounty.org/attractions_stadium.aspx">Lackawanna County Stadium</a> sharing their excitement that they just inked a deal to bring the Triple A team of the <a href="http://www.minorleaguebaseball.com/app/index.jsp?sid=t531">New York Yankees</a> to to Moosic.  But at what cost?</p>
<div id="attachment_1858" class="wp-caption aligncenter" style="width: 310px"><a href="http://www.neepshost.com/scottsanfilippo/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/yankees3.jpg" rel="lightbox[1850]"><img src="http://www.scottsanfilippo.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/yankees3-300x183.jpg" alt="" title="yankees" width="300" height="183" class="size-medium wp-image-1858" /></a><p class="wp-caption-text">Bob Cordaro &#038; A.J. Munchak are Yankees Fans!  Yes, They Really Are!  Read the Indictment!</p></div>
<p>They sat next to each other during Lackawanna Commissioner&#8217;s meetings announcing plans of grandeur, many which never panned out. But at what cost?</p>
<div id="attachment_1859" class="wp-caption aligncenter" style="width: 310px"><a href="http://www.neepshost.com/scottsanfilippo/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/bob-aj1.jpg" rel="lightbox[1850]"><img src="http://www.scottsanfilippo.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/bob-aj1-300x200.jpg" alt="" title="bob-aj" width="300" height="200" class="size-medium wp-image-1859" /></a><p class="wp-caption-text">A.J. Munchak Really Does Love Bob Cordaro - Just Look at that Smile!</p></div>
<p>The gave actor/director <a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000649/">Paul Sorvino</a> taxpayer money to make a movie in Scranton that has yet to be  finished.  But at what cost?</p>
<div id="attachment_1860" class="wp-caption aligncenter" style="width: 310px"><a href="http://www.neepshost.com/scottsanfilippo/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/sorvino1.jpg" rel="lightbox[1850]"><img src="http://www.scottsanfilippo.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/sorvino1-300x158.jpg" alt="" title="sorvino" width="300" height="158" class="size-medium wp-image-1860" /></a><p class="wp-caption-text">Paul Sorvino Is Making A Movie.  Thanks Lackawanna County for the Money!  Too Bad There's No Movie.</p></div>
<p>They danced the night away and hobnobbed with the area elite at the grand opening of the new <a href="http://www.flyavp.com">Wilkes-Barre / Scranton International Airport</a>.  But at what cost?</p>
<div id="attachment_1861" class="wp-caption aligncenter" style="width: 310px"><a href="http://www.neepshost.com/scottsanfilippo/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/mcdade1.jpg" rel="lightbox[1850]"><img src="http://www.scottsanfilippo.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/mcdade1-300x206.jpg" alt="" title="mcdade" width="300" height="206" class="size-medium wp-image-1861" /></a><p class="wp-caption-text">Everybody's Favorite Public Masturbator, Fomer Congressman Wanker McDade all Smiles at the Opening of the Airport with Bobby at his Side</p></div>
<p>The sweeping  <a href="http://media.kjonline.com/documents/Cordar+Munchak++indictment.pdf">indictment</a> that came down this week on former Lackawanna County Commissioner Robert “Bobby” Cordaro and sitting Commissioner A. J. Munchak should have come at no surprise to anyone.  It&#8217;s long been rumored, even when the duo was in office, that these two slick politicians were as crooked as the day is long.</p>
<p>If you dare to read through the 50-plus page indictment it reads like a Paul Sorvino treatment for a mob film.  Listed are 40-counts including racketeering, fraud, extortion, bribery, money laundering, conspiracy, tax evasion&#8230; the only thing missing is murder.</p>
<p>Just as former Luzerne County Commissioner and elitist pretty-boy Todd Vonderheid used a shill in the form of Greg Skrepenak, Bob Cordaro had A. J.   The always smiling, friendly teddy bear-like Munchak was Bobby&#8217;s best friend because he didn&#8217;t know any better.  Vonderheid was Skrep&#8217;s puppet-master and Cordaro was Munchak&#8217;s, and the end result is much the same.</p>
<p>Skrepenak says he didn&#8217;t know that accepting a kick-back from someone for a favor was illegal and is now using the stupidity clause to plead himself out of spending time in the big house making license plates.  Munchak and Cordaro are following the same course thumbing their noses at the Federal Government and denying culpability on the 40-counts against them.</p>
<p>Munchak, now in the fight of his life, was quoted as saying, “I will be found innocent.”  Cordaro, who seemed to funnel most of the money and gifts to himself says through his attorney, “we are not happy this indictment has been brought, but we fully intend to address the charges.”  Gee, I wouldn&#8217;t be happy with being indicted either, glad to see Bob&#8217;s attorney agrees.</p>
<p>In addition to accepting tickets for ball games, a trip to Monte Carlo, an executive producer credit in a yet-to-be-made movie, the team who once ran on a platform of “Moving Lackawanna County Forward,” is now accused of pocketing nearly a half-million dollars in cold, hard cash.  I have to give them credit, they were a hell of a lot smarter than Vonderheid and Skrepenak.  Cordaro and Munchak got caviar and champagne, the wonder boys of Luzerne County got cheese sandwiches and tap water.</p>
<p>There are several projects in Lackawanna County that need to be looked into to see if these snakes slithered into the pockets of contractors looking for their birth-right&#8230;. some I can think of, include:</p>
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<li><strong>The Wilkes-Barre / Scranton International Airport </strong>– the new multi-million dollar terminal named after public wanker Joe McDade was laden with “change orders” that quickly drove the cost way over budget.  If the project was specced out correctly from the beginning, change orders and cost overruns shouldn&#8217;t have happened.  (Remember the change order for sidewalks because they were left out of the  original proposal?) </li>
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<li><strong>Wing&#8217;s Restaurant inside the Wilkes-Barre / Scranton International Airport</strong> – owned by Lackawanna County political power-broker Leo Vergnetti, the taxpayers paid for all the equipment in his restaurant and was given the concession rights without putting it out to bid “because he was a tenant in the old terminal for years.”  Leo hit the lottery, although I hear business ain&#8217;t too good.</li>
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<li>T<strong>he Lackawanna County Visitors Center at Montage</strong> – just why did we need such a palace at the foothill of the Shoppes at Montage?</li>
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<li><strong>The Yankee&#8217;s of course</strong> – Luzerne County cried “foul ball” from the very beginning when Cordaro shut them out of negotiations after the Phillies pulled out.  Bobby single-handedly hammered out the deal to bring the team to town and pledged that the boys from New York would build a “Yankee Village” near the stadium to attract fans by the thousands.  We&#8217;re lucky we can fill half the stadium on a Saturday afternoon on a beautiful sunny day in July.</li>
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<li><strong>Paul Sorvino</strong> – just where did the money go that Lackawanna County gave Paulie to make the movie, “The Trouble with Cali?”  According to a recent interview WNEP-TV had with the filmmaker, he needs more money in order to finish it.  Don&#8217;t expect to see it in a theatre near you anytime soon.  I guess that means we won&#8217;t get to see “Robert Cordaro – Executive Producer” in the credits either.</li>
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<p>I&#8217;m sure there are plenty more projects and dealings that can be added to the list and it may just be endless.</p>
<p>While the only interaction I&#8217;ve had with A. J. Munchak was the exchange of “hellos” at one of his favorite hang outs, Brutico&#8217;s in Old Forge, I did have some dealings with Bob Cordaro.  The first occurred many years ago when I worked in radio.  Bob was always an aspiring broadcaster and for a short time owned a station that I departed from just before he bought it.  I later started talking to him about buying that station, but he managed to get way more than it would ever be worth from a religious sect who now uses it to spread their message.  I remember telling him, “Bob, if they&#8217;re willing to give you that kind of money for that place, take it and run and never look back.”</p>
<p>Several years later when I was looking at moving one of my former companies to Lackawanna County, we had a meeting with Bob, and afterwards I felt like I needed to take a shower.  He&#8217;s as slick a politician as his slick-backed hair and knows how to talk.  It will be interesting to see if his smooth talking and deal making can land him a sweetheart plea deal with the feds.</p>
<p>Both Bobby and A.J. Are facing several hundred years in prison and millions in fines if they are convicted of all the charges against them.  But I have my doubts that they will see more than a slap on the wrist.  As has been evidenced in Luzerne County, the thieving politicians who have made plea deals so far have bargained down to a few months in prison and virtually nothing in fines as a “thank you” for being cooperative.  This could play out in Bob and A.J.&#8217;s favor, but let&#8217;s hope not.</p>
<p>I recall seeing a television commercial for their last run together where Bob and A.J. were standing in the doorway of one of the trains at Steamtown patting each other on the back for the work they did in their previous term.  I can only ask, but at what cost.”</p>
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		<title>&quot;Movin&#039; On Up.&quot; Or, &quot;I Wonder How A. J. &amp; Bobby Look in Orange Jumpsuits.&quot;</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 21 Jan 2010 13:48:55 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Scott Sanfilippo</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Nobody could say they didn&#8217;t see this one coming! The Citizens Voice newspaper is reporting that Lackawanna County Commissioner A. J. Munchak and former commissioner Robert “Bobby” Cordaro are just about ready to get papers in the mail from the feds. Munchak was interviewed by the feds Wednesday afternoon and apparently the conversation was so [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<div class="addthis_toolbox addthis_default_style " addthis:url='http://www.scottsanfilippo.com/2010/01/movin-on-up-or-i-wonder-how-a-j-bobby-look-in-orange-jumpsuits/' addthis:title='&quot;Movin&#039; On Up.&quot; Or, &quot;I Wonder How A. J. &amp; Bobby Look in Orange Jumpsuits.&quot; '  ><a class="addthis_button_facebook_like" fb:like:layout="button_count"></a><a class="addthis_button_tweet"></a><a class="addthis_button_google_plusone" g:plusone:size="medium"></a><a class="addthis_counter addthis_pill_style"></a></div><p>Nobody could say they didn&#8217;t see this one coming!<br />
<div id="attachment_1623" class="wp-caption alignright" style="width: 310px"><a href="http://www.neepshost.com/scottsanfilippo/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/6878109622.jpg" rel="lightbox[1622]"><img src="http://www.scottsanfilippo.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/687810962-300x200.jpg" alt="" title="687810962" width="300" height="200" class="size-medium wp-image-1623" /></a><p class="wp-caption-text">For how much longer with AJ and Bobby have those smiles on their faces?</p></div><br />
The <a href="http://citizensvoice.com/news/feds-plan-to-seek-indictments-of-munchak-cordaro-1.561126?scottsanfilippo.com">Citizens Voice</a> newspaper is reporting that Lackawanna County Commissioner A. J. Munchak and former commissioner Robert “Bobby” Cordaro are just about ready to get papers in the mail from the feds.</p>
<p>Munchak was interviewed by the feds Wednesday afternoon and apparently the conversation was so grueling that he said he was “tired” afterwards.  No word on whether he headed over to Brutico&#8217;s in Old Forge where he&#8217;s often seen enjoying some great Italian food.</p>
<p>When A.J. and Bobby ran things “up the line” Cordaro was always the mouth piece.  Munchak just stood behind and shook his head and smiled.  Much like how things were in Luzerne County when elitist Todd Vonderheid led the pack.  His running mate, dumb-jock, turned criminal commissioner, Greg Skrepenak just stood in the background with his mouth shut while Todd shoveled the BS.</p>
<p>Many say that, like Skrepenak, Munchak wasn&#8217;t smart enough to devise and carry out complex schemes and that Cordaro was the brains wrapped up in expensive suits.  However, the fact remains that if the feds are ready to lay down indictments against Bobby and A.J., some hanky-panky has been going on in Lacakawanna County.  I say it&#8217;s been going on for years!</p>
<p>The FBI has their hands full in both Luzerne and Lackawanna counties and it&#8217;s going to be interesting to see how things play out up north.</p>
<p>Will A.J. and Bobby play nice with the feds?</p>
<p>Will A.J. end up resigning?</p>
<p>Will Cordaro have to apologize to George Steinbrenner?</p>
<p>Tune in tomorrow, same time, same channel!</p>
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		<description><![CDATA[Today&#8217;s news was filled with so many items worthy of commentary, I&#8217;d need more hours in the day to spew my words of wisdom. So in a departure from the norm, I&#8217;m going to address several at once. The Wilkes-Barre Area School Board President is a Gangster I wish I could have been at the [...]]]></description>
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Today&#8217;s news was filled with so many items worthy of commentary, I&#8217;d need more hours in the day to spew my words of wisdom.  So in a departure from the norm, I&#8217;m going to address several at once.</p>
<p><strong>The Wilkes-Barre Area School Board President is a Gangster</strong><br />
<div id="attachment_1444" class="wp-caption alignright" style="width: 310px"><img src="http://www.scottsanfilippo.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/pizzella-300x210.jpg" alt="Frankie Pizzella.  He's not guilty.  He just signed a paper saying he is." title="pizzella" width="300" height="210" class="size-medium wp-image-1444" /><p class="wp-caption-text">Frankie Pizzella.  He's not guilty.  He just signed a paper saying he is.</p></div>I wish I could have been at the <a href="http://www.citizensvoice.com/news/w-b-area-to-look-into-nepotism-policy-board-members-explain-vote-to-retain-pizzella-1.471774?scottsanfilippo.com">Tuesday night meeting</a> of the Wilkes-Barre Area School Board when the brain trust in charge of shaping the education of our youth <a href="http://www.timesleader.com/news/W-B_Area_member_quits_2_boards_12-09-2009.html?scottsanfilippo.com">voted to make</a> indicted criminal Frankie Pizzella president of the board.</p>
<p>If you recall, Frankie has <a href="http://www.timesleader.com/news/hottopics/fedschools?scottsanfilippo.com">signed a plea deal</a> with the feds for acting as the middle-man when he accepted $5,000 in cash from someone looking to get a teaching job in the district and passing it on to a school board member.  The Pizz wasn&#8217;t on the board at the time, but does that matter?  He gets to see how long he&#8217;s going to be wearing an orange jumpsuit on December 16th.  Merry Christmas Frankie.</p>
<p>Showing just how arrogant fellow board members are, Phil Latinski is quoted as saying, “<em>Because everybody is innocent until proven guilty,</em>&#8221; when asked by he voted Frankie for Prez.  Hey big boy, wake up.  Frankie signed a plea agreement admitting guilt.  Maybe you should go back to school and learn exactly what “guilty” means and stop quoting Jack Webb.</p>
<p>Superintendent Jeff “I&#8217;m Lee&#8217;s Brother” Namey said “<em>having Pizzella, with this extensive background in construction, on the board and as president has saved the district hundreds of thousands of dollars.</em>”  I&#8217;d like to see those contracts and have them reviewed by an independent third party.</p>
<p>Pizzella on the other hand says he &#8220;<em>did nothing wrong.</em>&#8221;  So why did he sign a plea deal?  Maybe he thought he was signing a petition to reduce federal sentencing guidelines for those indicted in federal corruption probes.  Or perhaps he&#8217;s just dillusional and actually <strong>thinks</strong> he did nothing wrong.</p>
<p>Educators and members of school boards are supposed to be role models for the students they are supposed to be watching over.  Having someone who signed a plea deal for accepting a bribe leading the school board is just plain wrong.  What kind of message is this sending to students?</p>
<p>The members of the school board who voted “<strong>Yes for the Pizz</strong>” should be forced to resign their board position and Jeff Namey should be relieved of his duties as super.  They are clearly derelict in their responsibilities.
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<strong>How Many Pastries Make Up a Truckload?</strong><br />
<div id="attachment_1440" class="wp-caption alignright" style="width: 250px"><img src="http://www.neepshost.com/scottsanfilippo/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/1308300942.jpg" alt="Luzerne County Comissioner Greg Skrepenak leaving a Commissioner's meeting after hearing mention of a "truckload of pastries" being spotted on Route 309 in Dallas." title="130830094" width="240" height="210" class="size-full wp-image-1440" /><p class="wp-caption-text">Luzerne County Comissioner Greg Skrepenak leaving a Commissioner's meeting after hearing mention of a truckload of pastries being spotted on Route 309 in Dallas.</p></div>It&#8217;s the tale of a 707-pound black bear and a “<em>truckload of pastries.</em>”  Charles Olson Jr. shot the poor creature by luring it to a pile of sugar laden delights and shooting it.</p>
<p>According to the <a href="http://www.timesleader.com/news/W-B_man_to_face_bear-baiting_charge_12-09-2009.html?scottsanfilippo.com">Times Leader</a>, Wildlife Conservation Officer Cory Bentzoni became suspicious of Olsen when he saw him with a “<em>truckload of pastries along Route 309 in Dallas.</em>”</p>
<p>How does one obtain a “truckload of pastries?”</p>
<p>I won&#8217;t go into my views of hunting, but let&#8217;s just say that this bear lived a long time to become 707-pounds and it&#8217;s a shame his life had to <a href="http://www.citizensvoice.com/news/hunter-faces-charges-of-baiting-bear-with-pastries-1.471526?scottsanfilippo.com">come to an end</a> on top of a pile of Krispy Kremes.
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<strong>Skrep Goes Silent</strong><br />
<div id="attachment_1446" class="wp-caption alignright" style="width: 170px"><img src="http://www.neepshost.com/scottsanfilippo/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/24035891802.jpg" alt="Please Greg, don't speak.  Go look for the pastries." title="2403589180" width="160" height="160" class="size-full wp-image-1446" /><p class="wp-caption-text">Please Greg, don't speak.  Go look for the pastries.</p></div>Our illustrious county commissioner Greg “I Played for Michigan” Skrepenak <a href="http://www.citizensvoice.com/news/skrepenak-refuses-to-testify-1.471596?scottsanfilippo.com">refused to testify</a> in front of the commission setup to investigateee the <a href="http://www.timesleader.com/news/hottopics/judges?scottsanfilippo.com">Kids for Cash scandal</a> involving former Luzerne County judges <a href="http://www.citizensvoice.com/news/corruption-probe?scottsanfilippo.com">Mark Ciavarella and Michael Conahan</a>.</p>
<p>This is the same commissioner who, along with former commissioner Todd “The Elitist” Vonderheid, signed the sweetheart deal to lease the very detention center which directly and indirectly feathered the nest of Conahan and Ciaverella.</p>
<p>Skrep says he decided to keep his lips sealed on the advice of his attorney.  What this really means is that his attorney knows that Skrep can&#8217;t form complete sentences and is scared to death that the dumb jock may come out and say something that may incriminate him later on, so he ordered him to shut up.
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<strong>Petrilla Spills the Beans</strong><br />
<div id="attachment_1452" class="wp-caption alignright" style="width: 310px"><img src="http://www.scottsanfilippo.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/38100286061-300x198.jpg" alt="Maryann is the one in the middle.  I think." title="3810028606" width="300" height="198" class="size-medium wp-image-1452" /><p class="wp-caption-text">Maryann is the one in the middle.  I think.</p></div>Gangster thug, I mean gangster judge, Mike Conahan told Luzerne County Commissioner Maryanne Petrilla that if she fired former county manager/chief clerk Sammy Guesto, “<em>you will be finished.</em>”</p>
<p>This <a href="http://www.citizensvoice.com/news/petrilla-conahan-threatened-me-1.471593?scottsanfilippo.com">revelation came out</a> during Tuesdays testimony into the Kids for Cash scandal involving Conahan and Ciavarella.  Guesto was the so-called mastermind behind the debit card debacle in which he failed to document over $40,000 worth of expenses employees and elected officials put on county issued debit cards.  One of the charges included drinks purchased by then deputy prison warden &#8220;Sapphire&#8221; Sam Hyder, at a <a href="http://www.sapphirelasvegas.com/">Las Vegas strip club</a>.</p>
<p>Maryanne didn&#8217;t get the opportunity to fire Guesto because he resigned, then immediately was hired by Ciavarella as a court administrator.</p>
<p>If all these people were related, this would be called incest.
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<strong>Then There&#8217;s Tiger.</strong><br />
<div id="attachment_1448" class="wp-caption alignright" style="width: 310px"><img src="http://www.scottsanfilippo.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/tiger-woods-300x225.jpg" alt="Tiger.  He likes women.  REALLY, likes women.  " title="tiger-woods" width="300" height="225" class="size-medium wp-image-1448" /><p class="wp-caption-text">Tiger.  He likes women.  REALLY, likes women.  </p></div>Rachel Uchitel.</p>
<p>Jamie Grubbs.</p>
<p>Kalika Moquin.</p>
<p>Cori Rist.</p>
<p>Jamie Jungers.</p>
<p>Mindy Lawton.</p>
<p>Holly Sampson.</p>
<p>Unidentified Alleged Mistress No. 8.</p>
<p>Unidentified Alleged Mistress No. 9.</p>
<p>Unidentified Alleged Mistress No. 10.</p>
<p>Joslyn James.</p>
<p>What do all these women have in common?</p>
<p>They&#8217;ve all been rumored to be doing the wild-thing with <a href="http://www.tigerwoods.com">Tiger Woods</a>, the golden boy of the <a href="http://www.pga.com">PGA</a>.  From party girls who hang out in NYC nightclubs to porn stars, Tiger appears to have a penchant for heading over to the cheating side of town when he gets a burning sensation in his loins.</p>
<p>His pristine image that his handlers fought so hard to protect is suddenly tarnishing like silver in your mother&#8217;s china cabinet.  It all started after Tig had one too many and cracked up his pimp-mobile outside his Florida mansion in the wee small hours of the mornin&#8217;.  Since then the tabloids have been full of the sultry stories of Woods so-called affairs.</p>
<p>Word on the street is that Mrs. Woods has had enough and is heading off to Sweeden to live in her newly purchased $2.5 million home.</p>
<p>No word on whether <a href="http://www.nike.com">Nike</a> will be dropping Woods, but there are unconfirmed reports that condom maker, <a href="http://www.activefunshop.com/condoms-trojan-condoms.html?scottsanfilippo.com">Trojans</a>, is preparing to make him an offer as the company&#8217;s new spokesman.
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